Week Two: A Gnome, a Warforged, and a Shifter…

Posted by Keith Baker in UncategorizedJul 12th, 2010 | 5 responses

For our second question, we turn to the classics.

A Zil Gnome, a Warforged, and a Shifter walk into a bar…

… What happens next?



5 Responses to “Week Two: A Gnome, a Warforged, and a Shifter…”

  1. balard says:
    July 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    They sit down and the gnome brags: My people is so amazing, that we don’t need police, there is no cops! That is a perfect society.
    The warforged argues: My people is so amazing, that we don’t need to drink, eat or sleep. We function 100% all the time! That is a perfect body!
    Them after some thought, the shifter howls: FREEEEEDOM!!!

  2. Keith Baker says:
    July 12, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    I still haven’t decided on the final game time. As such, make sure to let me know if you are available on Thursday at 2 PM, Sunday at 11 AM, or both – and if both, what your preference is.

    Feel free to enter the contest even if you can’t go to GenCon, just to show off your wit and brilliance; just let me know that you aren’t actually trying for the seat.

  3. David Emmons says:
    July 12, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Wish I could go but here is my entry:

    The bartender yells “Hey we don’t serve their kind!.” The shifter responds “What?” The bartender responds ” Your Warforged will have to wait outside.” Not wanting a fight the Warforged walks out. The Gnome then says “We should be able to find a pilot here.” The shifter sits down at a table while the Gnome moves to the Bar. The Gnome discusses terms with a Lyrandar Half-Elf. A Kobold bounty hunter sits across from the shifter, pointing a wand at him. ” The Daughters want their money.” The Kobold drops to the table, smoking. As the Shifter moves away he pockets the Dragon Shard wand he had under the table and collects the Gnome, the pilot and flips a coin to the bartender. “Sorry for the mess.”

  4. Domonic Bailey says:
    July 13, 2010 at 11:04 am

    Would make a great village people tribute band, all they need now is a cowboy drow and an indian changeling.

    Its a real pain living in England when all the good D&D events are in the states

  5. Joel Fowler says:
    July 13, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    Not a real entry as I’ll never get to Gencon

    The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kinda joke.”

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